You Are Now Less Dumb -
How to Conquer Mob Mentality, How to Buy Happiness, and All the Other Ways to Outsmart Yourself
when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate
stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur
who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade
you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox
what's relative might well be incest - incpenners
we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit
it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna
stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman
rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69
I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango
the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire