random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

when the turtles entered my life, they taught me to be self-aware - ComposerNate

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

who needs chocolate when you have cock? - discoLemonade

you have brought me joy... but now I'm horny and alone - snowfox

what's relative might well be incest - incpenners

we didn't invent fucked-up, we just made it better - ckfahrenheit

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

stretching the definition of "libertarian" a little more each day - Barnabas_Truman

rotate freezer to balls works well. - drd69

I'm here to split heads, not research my thesis - papango

the more you type, the righter you are - lilmookieesquire



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