random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

eat clit or die! - vahid

It's easy to tell whether a cartoonist is conservative by seeing whether they portray the President as an uppity black man - KingPellinore

you could have someone foster your ovum - eIfish

KA-CHING! rape dollars! - sacrelicious

not bad, but not really good either. It's just sort of there, like Denmark. - PottyMouth

QUIT SAYING MY NAME AND TALKING ABOUT YOUR BONERS - Chop-Logik

she never expected to absorb the poison though her vaginal wall - mechanical contrivance

continuing my serial monogamy with digital images - badgerbaiter

a reminder that female bodies ejaculate - Eru

stand in Steve Jobs' living room and produce oxygen - Ankylosaur

beer seriously kicked my ass - graham



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