random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

giving you another reason to cry while you masterbate - gough

ranging from oddly flattering to uncomfortably violating - Baxter_UK

masturbating is like slapping God repeatedly, in the face - Nihil

my modesty gourd is bigger than his modesty gourd - robotroadkill

condoms: like wrapping a plastic bag over the heads of a million infants! - sacrelicious

are you a dick in real life too? - zkhan

it's the fapture! - Robolt

please don't ruin my post, Tamp - Final_Draft

your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay - assbastard

i wanna see your old hard drives - pmar13



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