random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

who the hell stabs a newborn 135 times? Anything beyond one is excessive - phunkeybuddha

like an angry bee in a hollowed-out garbanzo bean - Barnabas_Truman

it's worse because the coke is in his seminal fluid. - Krutz

is their server slow or am I fapping too fast? - virgindog

if you like rubbing yourself until your blisters explode with delight - Chop-Logik

stealing is a method of gain - arrowhen

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

I wouldn't want to masturbate to a porn star who wanted me to masturbate to them. - cb361

if it shouldn't go in the mouth, it shouldn't go in the body - ComposerNate

please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim

you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake - leezurd



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