random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

because we're all bent over a table, and the nervous ass-sweat is providing lubrication - Context

it's like they're staring into my very soul... And giving it an erection - Todomanna

it was only the one time and I was lonely. Really lonely - f00m@nB@r

we discuss, debate and masturbate - willrogers

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

are you saying we need to put boobs in harnesses? - Saint_Marck

don't hold it up to your remaining eye - f00m@nB@r

legally speaking, we're all sodomists anyway - Barnabas_Truman

my night action is as follows: I lament the wasted day while masturbating and eating cake. Then I cower in a corner - spite48

my other car is also your wife - Joe_Luma

shakes fist 17% harder - ComposerNate



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