Listen, Liberal -
Or, What Ever Happened to the Party of the People?
a hobo lapdance for your soul - mrcookieface
please line up on the left to receive your complementary oversized dildo and Tamp Pride shirt - psychotim
G-spot orgasms are like another instrument in the big band of sexual response - GordonGuano
there's enough donkey cock to go around - EPT
what, you were expecting Kenneth Branagh? - Amul Muzz
I come for the porn, I stay for the grammar lessons - jhvh1
because you can't spell subtext, without buttsex - beerboy
there's always time to pump - sacrelicious
I have never been happier in my life as the day I shat the ER up. - rndmnmbr
don't feel ashamed, put your clothes off and jerk at will - sua_sponte
fettucine, linguine, martini bikini - another_it