random Sensible Endowment tag lines:

I did not drink enough red bull for this. - steele

if you show fear, a monkey will bully you - cb361

I'm not sure I see the point to a sex bot who's only vulnerability is exposure to fluids - foobar

I came for the beaver, I stayed for the quantum theory. And then I came for the beaver again - verycleanteeth

I don't think I can maintain an erection while straddling someone's chest and just punching them in the face - swiggy

how do you develop a resistance to something that drills a hole in you and injects DNA - moriati

the safeword is 'RANCH' - Roulette1337

my sock is now my sword - Gyro

damn I am indignant and my panties are in a bunch - madpride

I can't believe my cockholsters! - Nihil

war is peace. Freedom is slavery.Penis is Vagina - Dioxin

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