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With the rise of the “alt-right” — which is exactly like the racist far-right, except they call themselves “alt” in order to insinuate that they were very cool in the ’90s or something and maybe even listened to Nirvana — the bar for what constitutes a “Social Justice Warrior” is getting lower and lower. So low, in fact, that it now includes former Breitbart “News” editor Ben Shapiro, who has long and proudly stood against anything even vaguely resembling justice of any kind.

Shapiro was recently added to the SJWList, a wiki created by followers of “alt-right” hero Vox Day. Said wiki defines an SJW as “Self-identifying as a Social Justice Warrior; Publicly advocating the disemployment or no-platforming of an individual for failing to submit to the SJW Narrative; Being a journalist and publishing articles that support the SJW Narrative or an SJW attack campaign.”

What horrific crime did he commit in order to find himself on such a list? He said mean things about racists in an interview with David Rubin. Specifically, he said “Of course there are legitimate racists, and we should target them, and we should find them, and we should hurt their careers, because racism is unacceptable.”

In order to understand what was so upsetting about that statement, it helps to know that according to the alt-right, racism is basically the Schrödinger’s cat of personal belief systems. It exists and does not exist at the same time. On the one hand, it is a concept that was invented by SJWs who want people to feel bad just because they happen to enjoy discriminating against or insulting people of other races. But also, simultaneously, it is not a bad thing to be and to call it “unacceptable” is perhaps one of the cruelest things one could ever say.

In his own post on his recent SJW coronation, Shapiro points out that he has long been opposed to people having the right to boycott a company or person based on their beliefs, noting that he has “called for boycotting members of the left for leading boycotts based on beliefs” which is not at all the same thing as boycotting someone for their beliefs.

The difference, he says, between what he advocates and what he opposes is that he thinks it is OK to not shop at a place if the owner is actively behaving like a racist dickbag. But it’s not ok to not shop at a place if the owner merely thinks like a racist dickbag. According to the principles of the free market, everyone ought to be legally required to spend money at places owned by racist dickbags who say racist things, so long as they are not actually running around beating minorities with axe handles autographed by Lester Maddox.

Shapiro has been slipping for a while. Just recently, he quit his job at Breitbart.com after Trump goon Corey Lewandowski manhandled their reporter Michelle Fields, and the site took his side in the matter. What is next for him and his sudden woke-ness when it comes to common decency? Will he say “please” when asking someone to pass the salt? Will he chew with his mouth closed? Will he (GODFORBID) suggest that it’s probably not totally weird that when you go out of your way to insult people, that some people will then be insulted? The possibilities are endless!

Or not. Shapiro claims that he is not the SJW, the alt-right people are the SJWs because they are trying to destroy him for not giving Donald Trump the loving tongue baths he so deserves. SO THERE.

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  • Anarchy Pony

    I just, I can’t, I don’t even…

    • Thepeoplevs.

      I… Um…

  • Mimihaha

    Who?

  • Nounverb911

    “Social Justice Warrior”
    Do you know what else SJW stands for?

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Expecting logical consistency from the Virgin Ben is like expecting, well, finding a virgin in a whorehouse.

    • Nounverb911

      So Ted Cruz WAS one of the DC Madam’s customers?

  • elpinche

    Alt-right is the Crystal Pepsi of political parties.

    • Nounverb911

      I thought that was Bristol Meth?

  • schmannity

    Alt right syne.

    • SnarkTank

      Alt-Right Said Fred is too sexy for his…um….never mind.

    • Lizzietish81

      Way to go off on a TANgent

      • Doug Langley

        That just COSt you an upvote.

        • SnarkTank

          Secan’t afford to lose any, though!

          • Major_Major_Major

            Cosecant, he’s a librul, not some Koch-head.

      • Nockular cavity

        I’ll cosine that!

  • beavertank

    The best part of all of this is the white supremacist shitbags of the “alt-right” aren’t bright enough to understand why a circular firing squad is a bad idea.

  • Scooby

    He is like one of Heisenbergs particles we can know how racist he is or how Jewish he is but not both.

  • cousin itt

    Alt-pox on all their houses.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    The number of candidates for the photo next to the dictionary entry for Backpfeifengesicht keeps growing.

  • Villago Delenda Est

    Oh, and welcome to Robyn, first time I’ve seen her byline!

    • AntiDerpomeme

      Me too. But I dig the writing. Well done!

  • Spotts1701

    Nope, here’s my answer to the Shapiro vs. nutters fight.

  • tehbaddr

    Alt Ctrl Del, see what’s really running in the background of this assholes head,

  • brucej

    Actually this vaunted Wiki is better named ‘People Vox Day Doesn’t Like’

  • Michael Smith

    Alt right: If you like your privilege, you can keep your privilege!

    Except, there is no privilege.

  • proudgrampa

    I really dig the “Schrödinger’s cat” reference!

    • Fitzgerald Chesterfield

      quantum wingnuttics

      • proudgrampa

        Awesome. I like it.

        To paraphrase Bell’s Theorem, “No theory of human variables can ever reproduce all of the predictions of human behavior.”

        • yyyaz

          “Fuck John Stewart Bell.” — John Calvin, still echoing from the nether regions of the light cone.

  • thirdeblue

    Someone in Hollywood should remake Omen II and III because…goddamn…that face.

  • Lizzietish81

    It takes a special kind of stupid to think Social Justice Warrior is an insult.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Right?

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      It’s the Swiftboat strategy they used on Kerry…take someone’s most honorable attributes and try to make it look like a pile of shit.

      • HogeyeGrex

        As Rove said: “Forget their weaknesses. Attack their strengths, and the weaknesses will take care of themselves.”

        • Sarahcguidry4

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    • Suttree

      If anyone gave a shit about Virgin Ben we could expect some Dear Shit For Brains material. Alas…..

  • baconzgood

    Vox Day. Isn’t that on the 18th this year?

    • FlownOver

      I plan to celebrate by cranking up my Super Beatle and play my Rickenbacker12-string through it. It’ll be one jingle-jangle morning.

  • SnarkTank

    “called for boycotting members of the left for leading boycotts based on beliefs” which is not at all the same thing as boycotting someone for their beliefs.
    Of course it’s not the same! It’s boycotting because someone doesn’t have exactly the same beliefs *I* have, which are the only REAL beliefs. All other beliefs aren’t believable, and should be shunned and boycotted.
    .
    I gotta say, some of this post made my brain hurt, the logic was so tortured (not Robyn’s logic, but Shapiro’s and Day’s).

    • Lizzietish81

      The Right lives in a different reality

      • UncleTravelingMatt

        I hate to quibble, but I’m not sure “reality” is all that accurate.

        • yyyaz

          More like a mass hallucination, but less fun.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      I’m amazed Robyn hasn’t called in with “mental breakdown #4” after authoring that piece. Try to keep such twatwaffle straight without going bonkers, I dare you!

  • Major_Major_Major

    Some days these motherfuckers make me want to get a 10 lb sledge and pound down some, ummm, votes. Usually, those days end in Y.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Same here. This sort of nonsense, presented with a straight face, causes my adrenaline to flow.

  • Shapiro and the SJW’s?

    Control ALT Delete.

    • Zippy

      worst boy band ever!

      • yyyaz

        Yeah, but you should have heard them after they grew up and got into BDSMetal.

  • Suttree

    Dammit Ben! You just ruined being a Social Justice Warrior for everyone!

  • zerosumgame0005

    alt-scamitology was a fun group back in the day!

  • Lizzietish81

    So is he a secret Romney? One of Mitt’s Bastards? I mean he looks just like Mitt’s scary kid.

  • TheBidenator

    “….to the alt-right, racism is basically
    the Schrödinger’s cat of personal belief systems. It exists and does not
    exist at the same time.”

    That’s sort of correct- mostly the alt-right represented by people like Vox Day present a ‘sophisticated’ form of biological racism similar to that practiced by the Liberty Lobby. Racism is a thing because it is biologically true….you need to spend more time in the alt-right stew to really capture the flavor.

    • Anarchy Pony

      Mmm, tastes like shit…

    • Enfant Terrible

      “Schrödinger’s Cat” is a thought experiment where a cat is either alive or dead, depending on some quantum event. But the cat exists.

      This is my entry for “Most Annoying Pedantry” for the day.

      • TheBidenator

        I know what Schrodingers Cat is, Enfant, you don’t need to annoy me with needless pedanty….what I’m saying is that racism to these guys is not something they pretend not to exist when convenient to render it incorporeal. They insist that much like sexism, racism is just a biological truth- it’s a complete underpinning of their entire views on human relations.

        • Villago Delenda Est

          The catch is, it’s not biological at all. It’s purely social.

          • TheBidenator

            It’s also neither sophisticated nor is it biological but they’ll bury you with pseudo science and other piles of bullshit trying to prove that it is….

          • Zippy

            It’s just the smartest of the dumb bigots barfing up some pseudo intellectual drivel to try to justify being racist assholes. All the dumb bigots cling to this BS like a drowning man clinging to a life raft because it gives a bit of excuse for their unacceptable behavior.

          • yyyaz

            Could we send them all a “Lucy Is Your Momma” t-shirt with a colorfully illustrated comic explaining DNA and win any converts?

      • MarkM

        A worthy effort.

    • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

      “you need to spend more time in the alt-right stew to really capture the flavor.” No thanks, I’ll take your word for it.

    • yyyaz

      Too many dump-lings in that stew, TYVM.

      • h4rr4r

        Those are not dumplings, nor are they baby ruth bars.

  • DerrickWildcat

    Hello Robyn, I’m Derrick Wildcat, but people call me, “The Hammer,” or “The Philly Flash.”

  • Creepoman

    I must have missed this episode of “Xena SJW Princess”

    • Anarchy Pony

      Lucy Lawless has one of our beloved Bernie For the Future shirts…

      • yyyaz

        Thanks, AP, now the line for the bunk is impossible.

    • Suttree

      I think of Gabrielle as more of the SJW.

  • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

    So is it OK to boycott the shoe repair guy if he’s a rude asshole? Or does his belief that being a rude asshole is OK mean it’s not OK to boycott him? I has confuse.

    • Suttree

      It all depends on if he’s your kind of asshole. Does he hate the same type of people you hate?

      • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

        Well he seemed to hate women in general and me in particular, so…

  • Callyson

    I am one of the few commentators who has explicitly opposed the government regulating racist behavior in housing and employment, because I believe the market will punish those who engage in such behavior.

    So, Ben Shapiro wants to make a distinction between thought and action, but doesn’t want the government to be able to do the same. Got it!

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Well, Ben is wiser than anyone in government, particularly that schwartze in the White House…

    • alwayspunkindrublic

      Actually, the market punishes minorities who can’t find decent housing or jobs, but why nitpick, Ben.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      The biggest problem with reliance on “The Market” as the solution to everything is that “The Market” is not a force of nature…it’s a social construct, subject to all the variances that such a construct implies. Which means we can’t use it to mitigate social inequities, at least not without addressing those inequities.

      • HogeyeGrex

        Not to mention that I really, really don’t want to spend every waking moment vetting every possible purchase to see if brand X has put more deadly unregulated poisons in my instant gruel this week than brand Y, who used to be called brand Q before they got found out putting deadly unregulated poisons in their instant gruel, but nobody knows that because they aren’t required to mention what their name used to be, or who their executives are or where they used to work.

        But a completely unregulated market will fix everything. Really!

    • yyyaz

      Why do none of these witless buttmuffins understand the concept of “government”?

      • Blank Ron

        Too many syllables in the word.

      • HogeyeGrex

        They understand it just fine. The government is what puts you in jail when you harm other people. That’s why they hate it.

        • Celtic_Gnome

          And, it forces you to give up part of your money to be used to help people you’d rather not be in the same room with also, too.

  • witsended

    I want to comment but my brain has seized up after reading this and needs to be sterilised in boiling oil.

    Larry Flynt, whose Hustler studio in 2008 brought the world the political pornographic satire “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin,” announced Monday that Donald Trump will be the subject of his latest porn parody video, titled simply “The Donald.”

    “The downward spiral of name-calling in the GOP Presidential primary campaign is a national embarrassment and an insult to the intelligence of the American people,” Flynt said in a press release circulated by his management group, “but it’s also the perfect catalyst for the debauchery that HUSTLER Video has concocted in ‘THE DONALD.’ This parody is my contribution to the most entertaining Republican Party contest in recent history.”

    All Republican members of Congress will receive a free copy, Flynt said in the press release, and it goes on sale to the public on Tuesday.

    http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/04/donald-trump-porn-parody-221805?

    • Suttree

      Thanks witsended! Guess who won’t be masturbating today?

      • Msmlg1979

        Quitter.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Good, one less occupant of the bunk.

    • Zippy

      So, a porno with a short fingered male lead? I’m not sure how successful that’s gonna be…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Hmmm….lots of short fingered guys out there looking for a role model…

        • Zippy

          that would explain all the chronically angry StormTrumpers

    • chicken thief

      It’s really vid captures of Ted boning his DC hookers.

  • TheBidenator

    FFS, I’ve earned my right to get dismissed as an SJW on other sites and Youtube, don’t group fucking Ben Shapiro in with me! Fuck you, Vox Day….witless, dry encrusted turd shat out by an ocean dwelling bottom feeder.

    • MarkM

      Blobfish took another dump?

  • UncleTravelingMatt

    I must be old. I simply can’t take a “journalist” seriously when they worry about being placed on a list of people who criticized the writer of a blog that the listmaker really likes.

  • JMP

    “What horrific crime did he commit in order to find himself on such a list? ”

    It’s a lot simpler than that; he’s Jewish. Remember that the alt-right, besides being racists, are also hardcore old-timey anti-Semites.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Yeah, we might use some Jews to keep the other Jews in line, but they’re still Jews.

  • Stunning Steve

    Not to get all Godwin here, but the alt-right’s attitude on racism reminds me of a documentary I once saw about neo-Nazis, where one skinhead proudly showed off a giant tattoo on his arm of an emaciated Jew in a concentration-camp uniform hanging from a gallows, which he said was to commemorate “what didn’t happen at Auschwitz.”

    • Anarchy Pony

      Cognitive dissonance is a bitch…

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Cognitive dissonance seems not strong enough a term for cognitive dissonance at this level.

      • MarkM

        Ikr?

      • Angry and Short

        But stupidity is even worse.

    • darnyoudarnyoutoheck

      *blink**blink* Whoa, that’s fucked up.

    • Jenny

      What didn’t happen, but I feel totally cool about putting on my body!

    • Zippy

      What do you want to bet that the skinhead with that tat is unemployed?

      • Anarchy Pony

        Nonsense, he probably works on a logging crew.

        • Erik Lonnrot

          Or as an organizer for the Trump campaign in Mississippi.

          • Celtic_Gnome

            Until he gets arrested, which seems to happen to a lot off Trump campaign organizers.

    • Anarchy Pony

      “I’m not saying there ever was a holocaust, I’m just saying, wouldn’t it be great if there was?”

  • timpundit

    This is too complicated for me. Cut to the chase. Can I still despise Shapiro?

    • Anarchy Pony

      Of course.

    • MarkM

      The safe answer to that question is always: Yes.

  • Michael Smith

    This is just like when Hitler started

    • Lizzietish81

      The Italian Fascists were like “You’re not fascist enough” and he said “Oh yeah? I guess I’ll go start my own ultra right wing party! With hookers! And blackjacks! AND ETHNIC CLEANSING!

      • Villago Delenda Est

        The Italian Fascists never got into the antisemitism the way the German fascists did. The German fascists took it to the next level…and tainted the brand forever in the process.

        • h4rr4r

          Yeah, because there was nothing else wrong with Fascism at all. No no, people loved that until the Germans ruined it.

          • tomamitai

            There were a lot of right-wingers in the U.S. who supported European fascism because it was anti-communist, but backed away from it because of the antisemitism.

          • h4rr4r

            Yes, there were also too plenty that supported it even more because of the antisemitism.

      • MarkM

        “In fact, forget the hookers!”

        • Zippy

          Remember the hookers!

          Wait, wrong war…

      • Angry and Short

        And then he kept making more fascist-y groups within his party. The SA were too gay so he killed them off in favor of the SS. Then he created all kinds of little “insider” groups that overlapped each other so he could make them vie for his attention. This kept people off balance and paranoid at all times.

        • HogeyeGrex

          So, you’re saying he was a 14 year old girl?

          • Angry and Short

            Hmmm. Yep.

  • witsended

    Off topic but made me laff.

    UPDATE 1-U.S. SEC charges Texas attorney general for role in stock scam

    U.S. regulators charged Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton on Monday for his alleged role in a stock scam that defrauded investors in a Texas-based technology company called Servergy Inc.

    The U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission accused the company and former Chief Executive Officer William Mapp of selling private stock while misleading investors about the energy efficiency of its sole product, and accused Paxton of working to raise investor funds for the company without disclosing his commissions.

    The SEC’s civil case followed a related criminal case against Paxton for securities fraud. Last year, a Texas state grand jury indicted Paxton for his alleged role in a scheme to mislead investors.

    “Like the criminal matter, Mr. Paxton vehemently denies the allegations in the civil lawsuit and looks forward to not only all of the facts coming out, but also to establishing his innocence in both the civil and criminal matters,” said William Mateja, Paxton’s Dallas-based lawyer.

    http://uk.reuters.com/article/usa-sec-texas-idUKL2N17E190?rpc=401

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Lock this shitstain up and throw away the key…just like with Cliven Bundy.

    • Jenny

      Yeeeees but Texas so I’m not holding my breath.

    • Fartknocker

      Couldn’t happen to a bigger piece of shit. I shall gleefully piss metabolized bourbon and water onto my pear tree and thank the SEC helping reset this ass polyp’s career.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      Ooh, now we can replace Solyndra as the battle cry of corporate/government malfeasance with Servergy.

  • Joshua Norton

    I’m still trying to figure out how SJW is supposed to be an insult, but I’m really not seeing it at all. Their rants really should come with a dictionary.

    • chazmanr

      Its kinda like how being educated is now something to be ashamed of according to the right wing, and wait for it, means you are more susceptible to propaganda and indoctrination. Education makes you less informed and capable of rational thought than being uneducated does. We have gone full Orwell.

      • Msmlg1979

        Book learnin’ is a distraction from the only book that matters…The KJV!

      • Angry and Short

        This is not new. The anti-intellectual movement in America has a long and storied past. Richard Hofstadter chronicled it in Anti-Intellectualism in American Life. Thinking is hard. It’s better to be told what to think. It doesn’t hurt as much.

        • chazmanr

          As one of my poli-sci profs said in a very unprofessional, but absolutely hilarious retort to the head of our chapter of the college republicans after a particularly facepalm-inducing classroom comment, “Ah Mr. Metz, it must be nice to be a conservative; it requires so much less intellectual baggage.”

          • Angry and Short

            A great comment.

    • Spotts1701

      We tried to create one, but after the fifth scribe went mad and had to be locked away in a monastery…well, you know how it goes.

    • Mintie

      I think it used to be used to describe the kind of person who a) bounces from cause to cause indiscriminately (e.g. this week it’s the Rare Horned Spotted Owl, next week it’ll be Circumcision-Induced Gluten Intolerance), and b) can’t let a conversation go by without injecting their current raison d’etre (e.g. “you thought Black Widow in The Avengers was a strong woman? You should have seen the girls in the Vagina Monologues!”).

      Now it’s used to describe anyone who is trying to change something for the better (for a variable level of “better”).

      • RC

        It’s funny because there is certain book blog I go to that is supposed to be non political. The person in charged has asked that politics be left out of the discussions because people can and will be assholes. Funny thing is when the rule is broken it’s invariable a Winger spouting off about SJW and the like.

    • jmhm

      It’s the new PC. Basically, in the natural state, white men run everything and are total abusive assholes because they get to because white men. SJWs say things which suggest this is not the optimal state of affairs. The received wisdom is that there are hordes of these creatures roaming the plains looking to leap on innocent racists and sexists for innocently bla bla bla.

      Ironically enough, a fairly toxic iteration of this stereotype was outed for being a racist rightwing asshole cosplaying last year.

    • Celtic_Gnome

      What gets lost in the noise is that these people are against justice. It’s in the Pledge of Allegiance, for Christ sake! “With liberty and justice for all.” Why are rightwingers ant-justice?

  • OneDemin EOr

    The “define by redefining” ploy has become a narrative on the right. Examples: I’m so tired of being politically correct (translation: I want to use the n-word
    without being judged); “A riot is not a bad thing,” Scottie Nell Hughes defending Trump on CNN; “I love the Mexican people” “I love the uneducated”, hell, virtually anything he says.

  • Msmlg1979

    Dudebro has serious “ate a puppy and liked it” face.

    • Jenny

      It’s like the Grinch when he found Cindy Lou Who.

      • MarkM

        Just before he turned her into Who Hash.

    • Jared James

      His is the calibration standard for face-punchability. All other punchable faces are compared to the Ben Shapiro benchmark.

      • MarkM

        There is something about the upturned left corner of his mouth, isn’t there? Although Jesse Waters is a strong contender as well.

      • Erik Lonnrot

        So Cruz is like 1.8 shapiros and that kind of dickish guy at work is like 50 millishapiros?

      • HogeyeGrex

        I don’t know. While Bill Kristol may have slipped out of the top five, Doug Feith is still pretty much the archetype.
        https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Douglas_Feith.jpg/200px-Douglas_Feith.jpg

        There’s a smug satisfaction at having harmed/killed uncounted thousands and not being held to account for it that really puts him at the top of the heap. Little Ben will never be given a position where he could gleefully fuck up so many people’s lives.

        • Jared James

          Feith is around seven-point-two Shapiros, on the open-ended logarithmic scale, each full Shapiro being ten times more punchable than the integer below. Eric Bolling is an even five Shapiros, while Martin Shkreli tilts the meter to very nearly twelve Shapiros, one hundred-sixteen times as punchable as the punchmark standard.

  • TheBidenator

    Theodore Beale aka Vox Day- I loved reading about the continued back and forth between that social Darwinist asshole and John Scalzi, hilarious.
    http://www.salon.com/2013/02/06/sci_fi_writer_makes_50000_for_charity_off_of_his_troll/

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Getting into an argument with John Scalzi is a fool’s errand, to put it mildly.

      • Jen_Baker_VA

        Looks like a one sided argument. The one guy is ranting his ass off, the other guy is getting people to donate to charity.

    • jmhm

      There’s something almost touching about the way VD seems to think that one day Scalzi’s going to slip and join him in the dystopian elementary school playground where his half of the discussion takes place. And then the Acme anvil drops on his head.

  • Thaumaturgist

    Anyone still obsessing about The Virgin Ben, Vox Day and Lester Maddox, needs to be in treatment, in my opinion.

  • SpaceCaptainWarlock

    For anyone wondering who the hell Vox Day is… You can understand the kind of person he is by this simple fact: he legally changed his name to Vox Day.

    Anyone ending up on the SJWList should be proud. These alt-right douchebags are more insane than your typical wingnut Republican.

    • Jen_Baker_VA

      It would be irresponsible of me to not ask if these alt-right fellows are secretly closeted leftists. And if they do bee sting treatments.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      Vox Day is just pissed that Ann Leckie scored big with her first published novel, and he’s still being tossed in remainder bins.

    • tomamitai

      Somebody called me a “cuck” on some other Disqus powered web site that, unlike our Wonkette, allows comments. Is that enough to get me on the SJW list, or do I have to actually get paid by someone to denounce racism or some other type of injustice to make the cut?

      • h4rr4r

        When I hear or read that term I know someone is projecting.

      • SpaceCaptainWarlock

        I don’t know, but you should read their definition page for Social Justice Warrior. It’s a hoot. These are unstable people.
        http://sjwlist.com/The_Complete_List_Of_SJWs:Social_Justice_Warriors

        • HogeyeGrex

          Wow.

          SJW Objectives

          “Society should treat all equally well who have deserved equally well of it, that is, who have deserved equally well absolutely. This is the highest abstract standard of social and distributive justice; towards which all institutions, and the efforts of all virtuous citizens should be made in the utmost degree to converge.”

          —Utilitarianism, John Stuart Mill, 1861

          And this is somehow a bad thing to be worked against.

      • Tansy Geek

        This might be what they meant.
        http://wonkette.com/592527/wingnuts-invent-fun-new-way-to-slur-each-other-hooray
        I reread it and I still don’t get it.

        • jmhm

          Basically, you are a heterosexual white man, because they only address heterosexual white men, because only heterosexual white men are fully human.

          There is an uncoerced female in your home voluntarily. The only possible explanation for this is that you are a tool of the evil conspiracy of people who are not white men who unjustly do not allow white men to own them as is right and proper.

          As a sign and portent of this, you allow male persons who are not white access to the sexual services of the female whose sexual services you get to control access to because you may be a poor excuse for a heterosexual white man but she has a vagina.

          Sadly, no joke. That’s what it is.

      • proudgrampa

        Was that person a “cucksucker?”

    • Mintie

      It’s also a clue that he misspelled “Dei.”

    • Frank Underboob

      Details on Vox Day (Theodore Beale) http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Vox_Day
      Details on his crazy, jailed father: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Robert_Beale

  • Relativicus

    The next time Wonket does a story about a Ben Shapiro, Jesse Watters, Trump T. Trump, Ted Cruz, or the like, and there has to be accompanying photographs, I propose that those photographs be of attractive people who I don’t want to punch. Margot Robbie would be a strong stand-in, but really, the choice is yours. Just be aware that it’s bad enough we must know of the jackassy things these folks do and say, but placing pics of their eminently punchable faces alongside those jackassy words and deeds is unnecessarily provocative and angerfying.

    • Villago Delenda Est

      She’s not punchable. Kissable, worthy of worship, yes. But not punchable.

      • Relativicus

        Making her an ideal stand-in for those who are. Like Ben Shapiro, just to pick a name totally at random.

    • The Wanderer

      Hmm.

      I’ll be in my bunk.

    • Gleem-McShinez

      I don’t agree with this plan. This could lead people to somehow associating “Ben Shapiro” with nice things.

      And, just hypothetically speaking, you know, what if one is in the bunk, doing you know, bunk maintenance, and then the attractive photo slips off, and suddenly Jim Hoft is staring back at you?

      The risk is just too great.

      • Relativicus

        You make some excellent points. I will reevaluate my proposal. There must be a middle ground!

    • proudgrampa

      I second the motion.

  • TheGrandWaz00

    In the conservative movement, I believe it’s spelled ‘Just Us’.

  • h4rr4r

    So freemarket ok until I use it to not buy things from bad people?

  • Jen_Baker_VA

    I wonder how these fuckers feel about the monster they created turning back on them and eating them.
    Probably not too good,eh?

    • MausFeet

      Only if one is willing to give them the credit of understanding where the things biting them now came from, which… I am not.

      • Villago Delenda Est

        Prezactly. They NEVER think things through, and they always project.

    • Mintie

      Question: which fuckers are you referring to, is the answer, as it is so many times, AOT,K?

  • The Wanderer

    Holy Happy Monkey Fuck, that guy looks like he should be in jail after getting caught creeping around a day care center.

    • jmhm

      Back in the day, when he started punditing as a teenager, his schtick was being a virgin until marriage, although society and not any specific genital-having human was trying to brutally wrest his purity from him. He’s pretty creepy.

  • Clyde Barrow

    And all this time I thought “Alt-Right” was code for self-loathing gay Conservatives with an affinity for the 90’s lineup of the Village People and gladiator movies. My Conservative dictionary needs to be revised.

    • grageo

      You’ve got it mostly right – you just need to add “big fans of high school boys’ wrestling.”

      • DT

        On “The Real O’Neals” (much better than I would have thought) the gay kid is repulsed by his brother and dad wrestling, declaring it “too gay”. He’s right.

      • Frank Underboob

        Also wide stances.

  • arglebargle

    CTRL-Alt Right-DELETE

  • MrBlobfish

    Shapiro is a Single Jewish Woman?

  • Bemused

    Awww, is the poor puppy sick again because people don’t like what he likes? poor, poor rabid puppy.

    (for context Vox Day made a huge stink about the Hugo awards and how they didn’t give awards to books he likes, so he helped hijack the nomination process, his group was called the Rabid Puppies. There’s a whole thing.)

    (yes, am all geeky like)

    • Mintie

      Because GOD FORBID the Hugo Awards go to minority authors who, yes, use the Science Fiction/Fantasy genre to explore their minority issues, but do so in a way that is, you know, entertaining and well-written.

      My bf has a whole rant about the Sad Puppies and how they want to drag the genre(s) back into the pulp days. Complete with Space Nazis ravishing blonde, blue-eyed All American women.

      • Bemused

        I love that their contention was that “fun” books need to be nominated, with the incredibly self absorbed inability to realize that maybe more people have a different idea of which books are “fun” and which are not. (because the Oh John Ringo, no! books are ever so fun for me as a woman, you know, or not.)

        • Vincent Ricola

          Vox Day and his band of angry neckbeards were the worst. It was offensive on multiple levels.

      • HazooToo

        A genre adapting to reflect the views of the authors as they write. Unthinkable, amirite? Don’t authors just grow in tanks with blinders on to keep them from accidentally seeing or experiencing anything that didn’t happen before Apollo 13?

      • Gee willikers, that pulp SF era is what gave us the wonderful L. Ron Hubbard and his “church” of scientology.

  • fawkedifiknow

    There is no more certain method to discover who the most pure racists are than to identify those who deny there is such a thing as racism.

  • Lefty Frizzell

    This is what happens when somebody makes a joke about calling somebody racist making you the real racist, and an army of credulous buffoons takes it seriously, and a “movement” is born, with its own rules of membership and purity.

    • jmhm

      You know, Beale makes a lot of noise about how he’s really trolling the wank, and the whole thing is some form of self-promoting performance art, but I wonder how much of that is that he keeps losing.

      Except for sprinting to the front of every mob of mouthbreathers who storm the internet, what has he actually accomplished? He bought convention tickets for his friends with daddy’s money to get some cheap advertising for his crappy ‘publishing company,’ got spanked in the world press and declared victory.

  • Shibusa

    Who but a SJW would fearlessly protect America’s youth from Sesame Street?

  • goonemeritus

    I take great comfort from my belief that Wonkette is unlikely to hire Ben.

    • Dr. Krieger IRL

      “Ben Shapiro: Wonkette’s Abused and Unpaid Intern” has a ring to it.

    • JustDon’tSayDittos

      But think of the comments (WANA)! Ben’s writes something stupid, Editrix says, “one more of those and you’re fired” and off we go!

  • Hardly Ideal

    Thanks to a lovely browser add-on, I got an article yelling about skeletons. Sometimes, the Internet is good.

  • Dr. Krieger IRL

    The chickens come home to roost.

  • Stein Olsen

    Social Justice Warrior! That’s an insult these days in case these people haven’t noticed. It enables any schmuck to rage about anything behind the comforts of their keyboard without actually doing anything.

    • Erik Lonnrot

      I’ve always thought of myself as more of a social justice mercenary.

      • Blank Ron

        How much does it pay? I might be in line for a career change.

    • Alexander Stallwitz

      there was an set of pins you could get that said Social Justice Warrior, Social Justice Ninja, Social Justice Mage etc

      • JustDon’tSayDittos

        Can you Letter in Social Justice? Like as a Social Justice Left Tackle?

        • The gay community have Social Justice Pitcher and Social Justice Catcher.

      • Stein Olsen

        Was there swimming pins as well?

    • Oh quit acting like a liberal. (Oooh, burn!)

    • RockdudeD

      The irony of that comment is that SJW was originally a play on the term “Keyboard Warrior”, and was used as a way to differentiate between people who were actually fighting for social justice causes and assholes raging on twitter to make themselves feel better, using social justice as a crutch. Think of it like Goofus and Gallant.

      Gallant organizes a protest against trans discrimination by the government; Goofus tries to get some random nobody on twitter fired because he referred to Caitlyn Jenner as Bruce. Gallant gives a speech on why voter ID laws are harmful to the black and Latino communities in America; Goofus rails on their tumblr page about how white people with dreadlocks and henna tattoos should be shot in the head. Gallant gets a minority student union established on their local college campus; Goofus gets scared of “Trump 2016” chalk drawings and people wearing Pokahotass costumes for Halloween and wants the Dean to be fired for allowing this on campus.

      That’s what SJW used to mean, but Vox Day and other morons co-opted it to mean whatever racist bullshit they’re spewing, so just remember that not everybody who uses the term is an Alt-Right fascist.

      • Stein Olsen

        Apart from political and social issues on both sides, one word. Gamergate. Now that was a mess I watched from a distance. And boy did the SJW get to unfold them selves. All of it so utterly insignificant, it was embarrassing.

  • whitroth

    Wait, Vox Day? From sf fandom, our very own asshole, the one who recruited the sad puppies, or was it sick puppies (I didn’t care about the difference), who finalgled the Hugos last year to get the crap he published on the ballot, and push the good stuff off (and we whacked them all on the nose, *hard)?

    The jerk who’s incorporated in Finland, to cut his US tax bill?

    Why doesn’t he just go join the American Nazi Party, and stop bothering us? (Or is he supporting Trump, for that reason?)

    mark

    • Frank Underboob

      His were the Rabid Puppies. The Sad Puppies were the existing wingnut-asshole members of the SFWA.

  • calliecallie

    I am very confused by this.

  • Courser

    Um… I think my logic circuit just failed

    • Sakonyachen

      Did the logic he used confuse you? Don’t worry. That means it works.

  • The mental contortions necessary to form a principled justification for opposing SJW boycotts are amazing to behold.

  • SterWonk

    Hey, a new writer! Welcome, Robyn!

  • chascates

    The internet is a large enough gutter that Mr. Shapiro will certainly be able to use his talents somewhere.

  • Donkey Option

    So, I can just choose note to purchase from a business run by bigots, but if I don’t call it a boycott, I’m okay? Is that what I’m getting from this? And aren’t these the same people who say that these types of businesses shouldn’t be expected to serve customers they don’t agree with because people will choose not to shop there and run them out of business? And how would they ensure people aren’t boycotting? Would we be forced to buy stuff there? What if we don’t even live near those places. Like, I’m kind of boycotting Mississippi, but mostly because it sucks as a state and I had no desire to go there anyways. Would I have to go there now? Or could I just say – no, I’m not boycotting it, I just don’t want to go there for… reasons… – and I’d be okay? Am I thinking about this more than they were? Probably. I seem to be having one of those days.

  • glynnis bugati

    The whole thing just makes me dizzy………

    • Sakonyachen

      Laughter makes the dizziness subside. Laugh at them. They do it when Obama talks to be condescending since they aren’t smart enough to say anything condescending. If you laugh at them they feel like Obama.

  • MaximumOvertroll

    it’s the people who point out racism that are the real racists, said every racist ever.

  • I would swipe left for the people in alt-right.

  • Is there an application form to get on the SJW list? I would like to join. With the exception of Ben Shapiro, this seems like my kind of crowd.

    • Sakonyachen

      Go to reddit and don’t be a racist fuckface. The racist fuckfaces will coronate you as the new “SJW General”. Doesn’t take much more than that. They have a low bar for Warrior.

    • Frank Underboob

      I’m pretty sure that I’ve been called an SJW by every individual member of GamerGate. It’s not at all a difficult medal to achieve.

    • Steven Posey

      Apparently anyone who isn’t a heterosexual white guy in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL t-shirt is a SJW these days.

  • MyLovelyNose

    I heard they’re called the Lion’s Tongues Oral Service Brigade.

  • Frank The Rat

    I can’t even work up a FFS for Ben Shapiro or anything he says, writes or thinks. If racism is the Schrodinger’s cat of the right, then cognitive thinking is the bowl of kibble the cat may, or may not have, nibbled upon. (HT the writers of the former TNT show, “In Plain Sight.”

  • I was just looking around their wiki to see if I could add my name to the list of SJW’s. I haven’t figured that out yet, but I did see that they have banned a commenter named Fuck Vox Day with a Cactus. I salute thee.

    • Frank Underboob

      If you want to piss off Vox Day – real name Theodore Beale, son of a crazy, jailed, Sovereign Citizen, author of the worst attempt at SF I’ve ever seen in my life -mock him for having a fake Twitter wife named “SpaceBunny”.

  • Me not sure

    À fucking boycott is the tails side of their goddamed free market coin. Freedom implies the right to not participate in any market don’t want to be involved with. They really just make shit up at the spur of the moment to justify their own position. There is no there there.

    • Smokahontas

      Whenever I am consoled by someone very well meaning who says, “just keep at it, we’ll get there.” I can’t help but reply, “only if there is the scene of the crash.”

  • CriticalDragon1177

    Robyn Pennacchia,
    ————————————————————————————————————–
    With the rise of the “alt-right” — which is exactly like the racist far-right, except they call themselves “alt” in order to insinuate that they were very cool in the ’90s or something and maybe even listened to Nirvana — the bar for what constitutes a “Social Justice Warrior” is getting lower and lower.
    ————————————————————————————————————–

    People in the alt right probably blame Nirvana’s death on either SJWs or Jews, since obviously nothing is ever the fault of “good white people” including their own deaths.

    • handyhippie65

      nirvana didn’t die, just cobain. the foo fighters are alive and rocking!

      • CriticalDragon1177

        Okay, sorry my mistake.

  • Delu

    Friend of Hamas says what?

  • Steven Posey

    Well of course Benny boy has to support boycotting racists, would make his usual tactic of screaming “ANTI SEMITISM!” the second he starts slipping in an argument seem even more disingenuous.

    • jmhm

      What’s even weirder is that he’s essentially pleading for respect from someone who calls feminism a nazi movement (because the whole thing where they insist on making christian babies for the glory of the fatherland, I guess) while he makes cause with actual nazis, er, aryan heritage enthusiasts.

  • xy

    i feel dumber for knowing that this is a thing that happened.

    • Vegan and Tiara

      I think the GOP is pulling a massive prank/performance art piece, where they’re trying to figure out exactly how totally insane they can go before the country collectively screams “ENOUGH!!!!”

      • Frank Underboob

        The country has done so at the last two presidential elections.

  • Dolmance

    I hate that little prick. He looks like a sinister agent of the enforcement arm of the Kirby door to door vacuum sales company.

    • Smokahontas

      I..i..love that Sooo much! The sinister agent of the enforcement arm of the Kirby vacuum company!!! I bow to you, and beg the favor of stealing the fuck out of that phase at every opportunity!?!

      • Dolmance

        I do it myself often enough.

        All that I have is yours.

  • 451 Byrnes
  • “racism is basically the Schrödinger’s cat of personal belief systems. It exists and does not exist at the same time.”

    So, like the Holocaust, then – it never happened and those lousy k*kes deserved it!

    • Rick Hill

      By George, I think you’ve got it!

  • Sakonyachen

    On an unrelated topic, the click bait above said “10 actors you didn’t know were gay”. Spoiler alert! We fucking knew! They may as well have had rainbow hair, pink triangles for eyes, and and equals sign for a mouth.

    Also! Who gives a fuck?! Was “Adventureland” not a good movie because Jesse Eisenberg never had a chance to hit that unless he gave Kristen Stewart enough Absynthe that she thought he was Ellen Page on stilts?! Fuuuuuuck!

    Sorry, I should sober up. But that really bothered me. Do we need to celebrate everyone’s sexuality like it’s an accessory? “Look, that guy is gay! He’s so exotic!” Like there wasn’t theatre in high school since the mid 1900’s. If it was 10 actors who drove a rusty spike into their own urethra with a steel mallet, that would be interesting. I’m so tired of gay people being treated like zoo animals. How about 10 actors that realize you don’t give a scabby rat’s syphillitic ass what they think about anything? They are actors. They perform other people’s art. Who cares who they sleep with?

    Unless it’s Taye Diggs. I have an unhealthy obsession with Taye Diggs. He’s very handsome. I’m totally straight though.

  • Beaumarchais?

    Too confusing. This dick: better, or worse?

    • Smokahontas

      Net zero, I’m afraid.

    • jmhm

      VD is pretty much the Eric Trump of Bundyland, if he used daddy’s ill-gotten riches to buy hisself rapey brownshirts from his tax exile in whiteystan and a writing career. Ben Shapiro is a terrible, terrible person, but not literally down with the actual nazis, so VD wins on points, I think.

  • handyhippie65

    so, he is against business owners “boycotting” people who don’t live according to the rules of their religion? that’s good to know.

    • jmk

      Haw haw! Nah – IOKIYAR.

  • Drew Krenke

    Shapiro didn’t realize that Michelle Fields already had a boyfriend when he did the Jerry Maguire walk out at Breitbart. Ben’s questioning all his life choices right now.

  • Frank Underboob

    O.o

  • Sterculius
  • stray_bullett

    Fortunately I’ve lived this long in ignorance of the name Ben Shapiro. But the alt.dickface groups are another example of people who are just a dead loss for humanity and the world’s limited resources.

  • Said wiki defines an SJW as “Self-identifying as a Social Justice Warrior; Publicly advocating the disemployment or no-platforming of an individual for failing to submit to the SJW Narrative; Being a journalist and publishing articles that support the SJW Narrative or an SJW attack campaign.”

    Apparently what we really need is a “linguistic justice warrior”, because I’m pretty sure using the definition to define the word is a direct assault on vocabulary and the poor dictionary doesn’t deserve that kind of pain. (Proper definitions need a “safe space”, stat!)

  • With the rise of the “alt-right” — which is exactly like the racist far-right, except they call themselves “alt” in order to insinuate that they were very cool in the ’90s or something and maybe even listened to Nirvana

    Speaking of the 90’s what happened to all those “femi-nazis” who Rush said were suppose to be putting peopke like him into Gender Concentration Camp (and he’s still walking around too, like bad Gestopo form, ladies!). Did they all flee to Argentina or something?

    • Smokahontas

      Not Argentina but close…the Midwest. One word; flannel.

  • jmhm

    But, what do you bet Shapiro follows fellow noisome conservative conscience martyrs Frum and Andrew Sullivan into some form of twilight redemption where everyone pretends they’re not awful because they lost the battle for the dregs?

  • b-rar

    I think if it’s legitimate racism, the body politic has a way of shutting that whole thing down

  • Poe’s Law

    That gay racist dirtbag is violating my sincerely held religious beliefs.

    I refuse to do business with that gay racist dirtbag until they stop being gay racist dirtbag.

    It’s all horsewangle bundecunted [sp?]

  • JayGoldenBeach

    Shapiro probably not very skilled in the art of giving tongue bath. LoL

    • SDGeoff

      On the other hand, some say…

  • Celtic_Gnome

    Know what? I honestly don’t care about this shitbag.

  • SDGeoff

    Know what else? These damn crazy rightwing nutbags are all on crack, dammit. What in the world else could account for the behavior of these people? As one of my aunts would say when she was really flabbergasted, “jesus, mary, joseph and the saints incorporated!!”

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